Discussion Materials

Discussion Materials Discussion Materials Free Author Bill Keenan Horsebackridingnewjersey.us A Newly Minted MBA Recounts His First Years As A Wall Street Investment Banker Unredacted Why Aren T You Using LTM EBITDA For Credit Metrics Asked The Managing Director Who Sat Across From Me, His Widow S Peak Clearly Visible As He Inspected The Sheet In Front Of Him His Spacious Office Looked Out Onto New York Harbor Bust, Said The Vice President, A Younger, Douchier Version Of Widow S Peak He Slashed His Red Ballpoint Pen Across The Sheet And Flipped To The Next Page Walk Me Through The Debt Paydown And Your Interest Rate Assumptions, Continued The VP Pretty Dovish View Maybe The Fed Knows What They Re Doing After All, Said Widow S Peak He Shot A Glance At The VP They Shared A Chuckle At What, I Couldn T Tell You This Question About Interest Rates I Knew Dovish, I Thought Doves Fly South For The Winter, So Dovish Is Downwards Low Interest Rates We Re Running Short On Time, Said Widow S Peak He Flipped To The Cover Page Of My Presentation One Final Point All Pitch Decks Should Have The Same Title Since This Presentation Was Geared Towards An LBO Analysis I Was Thinking No Thinking All Decks Same Title Discussion Materials Noted Discussion Materials Gives The Reader An Honest Look At Wall Street From Someone In The Trenches After Graduating From Columbia Business School, Bill Keenan Joined Deutsche Bank S Investment Banking Division As An Associate Where Despotic Superiors And The Blinking Red Light Of His BlackBerry Instilled Low Level Terror On An Hourly Basis You Ll Join Him In His Cubicle On The 44th Floor Of 60 Wall Street As He Scrambles To Ensure Floating Bar Charts Are The Correct Shade Of Orange And All Numbers Are Left Aligned, But Whatever You Do, Don T Ask Him What Any Of It Means Leaning Heavily On His Fellow Junior Bankers And The Countless Outsourcing Resources The Bank Employs, He Slowly Develops Proficiency At The Job, Eventually Gaining Traction And Respect, One Deal At A Time, Over A Two Year Span, Ultimately Cementing His Legacy In The Group By Attaining The Unattainable Placing A Dinner Order On Seamless One Sunday Night At Work From Hwa Yuan Szechuan Amounting To 25.00 Tax And Tip Included , The Bank S Maximum Allowance For Meals The Perfect Order.

  • 4.5
  • 887
  • 10 October 2018
  • Hardcover
  • 272 pages
  • 9781642934083
  • Discussion Materials
  • Bill Keenan

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